Jonah Falcon and the family jewels.

Oooh, big penis! Big penis!

It’s such a silly story, but I have some time to kill and I must be really bored, so this story piqued my interest.

Wait, why do I feel the need to pretend to be blase? There’s nothing to feel embarrassed about; being interested in the story. Anyway how on earth would an article with the title ‘US man with huge penis stopped at airport’ not raise anyone’s eyebrow, right? It’s funny. I thought it was a joke.

A choice quote from the article:

“What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

Of course I had to found out what the guy looks like. Which brought me to this video.

My first thought was, wow, what an ordinary-looking man. He even sounds ordinary. I mean that in a good way. I thought he seems like a nice guy, a pleasant and friendly Joe-next-door.

It’s just that Falcon is quite a fantastic name. There is a famous gay porn video company called Falcon. Jonah Falcon could also sound like an Indiana Jones sort of charactor. ‘Jonah Falcon and the family jewels’. That’s got a somewhat Harry Potter ring to it.

My second thought was, that the TV programme called ‘Strange Sex’ that he’s featured in in the video is, well, somewhat disturbing. I think it’s a documentary type of reality show, but it has a trashy feel to it. But my eyes were glued to that show! I watched the whole 10-minute thing. Thank goodness I hardly watch television.

Poor guy. He seems like a sweet and sensitive soul. I hope he finds the girl to settle down with and achieve success in his career as an actor.

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7 thoughts on “Jonah Falcon and the family jewels.

  1. How do you know that you have the biggest c**k in the world and why don’t you show it for the world to see if you’re lying or not

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